…Anthony Brown, for best use of the word conniving.
Harry and Pepper, gay penguins who since 2003 have nested together at the San Francisco Zoo, broke up after Harry had an affair with Linda, a recently widowed penguin who seduced Harry in her deceased husband’s burrow. “To be completely anthropomorphizing,” said zookeeper Anthony Brown, “Linda seems conniving.”
Also, gay penguins? Has someone bought the movie rights to this yet?
(via Harper’s Weekly)